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seriously though Nothing Was the Same is like a collection of depressing low-tempo hip-hop lullabies performed by a “nice guy” dork just as his Xanax kicks in

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So far the only downside of this job is that my coworkers keep playing the new Drake album and I now know that I fucking hate Drake.

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I just discovered that Trevor from Grand Theft Auto V was the creepy locksmith on Broad City and now everything has changed

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hellobooze:

hellobooze:

I’ve started throwing curveballs on okcupid and asking girls what they think about aliens

this is not even a joke I just sent this message to like 10 girls with pixie cuts and glasses

wow this strategy is totally working I should’ve not given a shit from the start

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hellobooze:

I’ve started throwing curveballs on okcupid and asking girls what they think about aliens

this is not even a joke I just sent this message to like 10 girls with pixie cuts and glasses

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cinematographic:

thelongandwindingrefn:

Criterion could release a movie where people eat shit and I’d watch it because the cover art makes it look like a masterpiece.

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I know, right?

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