seriously though Nothing Was the Same is like a collection of depressing low-tempo hip-hop lullabies performed by a “nice guy” dork just as his Xanax kicks in
So far the only downside of this job is that my coworkers keep playing the new Drake album and I now know that I fucking hate Drake.
I just discovered that Trevor from Grand Theft Auto V was the creepy locksmith on Broad City and now everything has changed
I’ve started throwing curveballs on okcupid and asking girls what they think about aliens
this is not even a joke I just sent this message to like 10 girls with pixie cuts and glasses